issue 11: tequila

“Stop trying to make everyone happy, you’re not tequila.” – Emily Rossum for Ella It’s the bebida alcoholica that you first had in college and regretted right afterwards. It’s the paint thinner toxic and bad memory scented worst hangovers of your life. It’s the panty-remover and you had the borrachera bad cheap the-name-sounded-Mexican so it Read more about issue 11: tequila[…]

issue 06: Canadian Club

“Damn right your dad drank it!” – Canadian Club advertising slogan See if you can guess which unassuming country turned the big “one-five-oh” this year? It didn’t make a big deal about it, you could have very easily missed it. But Canada did it! It had its little celebration that lasted barely twenty-four hours, there Read more about issue 06: Canadian Club[…]

issue 05: cucumber

“A cucumber should be well-sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing.” – Samuel Johnson While I wouldn’t go so far as to say the cucumber is good for nothing, I will admit that it took me a long time to find a point in it being around. Read more about issue 05: cucumber[…]