issue 11: tequila

“Stop trying to make everyone happy, you’re not tequila.” – Emily Rossum for Ella It’s the bebida alcoholica that you first had in college and regretted right afterwards. It’s the paint thinner toxic and bad memory scented worst hangovers of your life. It’s the panty-remover and you had the borrachera bad cheap the-name-sounded-Mexican so it Read more about issue 11: tequila[…]

issue 09: the margarita

“I usually have margaritas on Thursdays, but since it’s Tuesday, I’ll make an exception.” – Chelsea Handler I know this is more notice than you need, but National Margarita Day is February 22nd. So to prepare for that day… ahhh, who am I kidding, I’m just using that holiday as an excuse, I didn’t even Read more about issue 09: the margarita[…]

issue 04: chartreuse

“With a pint of green chartreuse, ain’t nothing seems right, you buy the Sunday paper on a Saturday night.” – Tom Waits… Til the Money Runs Out Prepare yourself to be amazed and astounded, surprised and stupefied, rattles and rolled and rarified by the story of a liquor so magnificent that there’s only one of Read more about issue 04: chartreuse[…]

issue 03: orgeat

“The scent of bitter almonds always reminded him of the fate of unrequited love.” – Gabriel Garcia Marquez” Orgeat will, quite simply, change your life. Some people might think that’s overstating the case a little but it is a game-changer when it comes to making your drinks. Go out, buy a bottle, and write down Read more about issue 03: orgeat[…]